- Drinking beer.
- Eating donuts.
- Slurping on spaghetti.
- Ordering pizza.
- Cheat* day.
- Cheat* month.
- Cheat* life.
- Eating pizza after gym.
- When someone says "wanna get a drink?".
- When your first date gets the cheque.
- When you find extra fries in the bottom of the Maccas bag.
- When you get served a big meal.
- Getting a free cookie with your coffee.
- Calling in sick and staying in bed with coffee, a block of chocolate, air con and your cat.
- When there's cake at work.
- Having leftovers.
- Eating a hot BBQ chicken.
- Eating woolies mud cake.
- The first dip into cob loaf.
- Being en route to knock-off beers.
- When you think you don't have any chocolate in the house, but then you remember your secret stash.
*The word "cheat" being used in association with consuming naughty, but yum-yum foods and drinks. All other accounts of cheating are generally nah-gud. Don't do it!